He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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