if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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