Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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