i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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