Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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