i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I think a kid would responsible me up
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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