pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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