Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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