is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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