thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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