You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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