Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You made out with two different species that night
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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