His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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