508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
one might say we're banned from that church
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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