is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
