we have officially lost it.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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