puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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