Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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