Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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