you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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