Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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