Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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