But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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