Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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