Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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