So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
please don't ironically join a cult
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