On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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