I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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