we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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