at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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