So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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