On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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