butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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