I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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