Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
stop calling my apartment porn island.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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