In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
