"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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