Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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