is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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