Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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