Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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