i barfeds in our rink
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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