I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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