i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
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