just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
it's not cheating when I paid for it
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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