Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Randomize