gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
