Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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