Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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