I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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