I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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