Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Dick very happy bro
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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