Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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