Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize